english short story 3

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A Scotsman's trunk....

A Scotsman had been haggling and haggling with the ticket collector about the price of fare.

   Finally the ticket collector disgusted, picked up the Scot's trunk and heaved it off the train just as they were crossing the bridge.

The trunk landed a huge splash in the river below.

"Man," groaned the scot, "first you try to rob me, and now you’ve drowned my poor wife."

   Good luck.

            EA GROUP